🌍 Hi, I’m Earth. Have We Met? — Humanity Reset Tee
It’s a quarter of the century in. Everyone’s shouting. Nobody’s listening. So this shirt decided to speak for the planet.
Front:
A waving Earth under a bold arrow saying, “Hi, I’m Earth. Have we met?”
Friendly. Awkward. Uncomfortably honest.
Back:
A full moral reboot in 60 seconds flat:
be kind.
it’s okay to disagree.
don’t kill each other.
stop fighting.
say hello to your neighbors.
listen.
listen some more.
SHUT. YOUR. MOUTH.
stay calm.
breathe.
run. walk. crawl toward good.
encourage one another.
skin color doesn’t matter.
seek truth.
disagree well.
growth hurts. grow anyway.
harmony is possible.
unity ≠ agreement.
peace is possible.
start now.
begin again—again.
invite someone you don’t know over for dinner.
STOP. SCROLLING.
find some woods. (go there and sit).
CRY.
leave a lovely note to a stranger.
This isn’t merch—it’s a mirror.
A wearable reminder that common sense, kindness, and decency never went out of style.
Material:
100% cotton heavyweight tee (soft, thick, planet-approved)
Printed front and back with durable eco-friendly ink
Fit:
Unisex, true to size.
Perfect for humans still trying to act like it.
Tagline:
✨ For people who still believe peace is possible.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (6.5 oz)
- Unisex sizing
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: 🍍The Hard Fruit — Screamin' Gear for Sons of God
- Email: crumbarmory-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🌍 Hi, I’m Earth. Have We Met? — Humanity Reset Tee Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width |
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S
|
29 1/2
|
18
|
M
|
30 1/2
|
20
|
L
|
31 1/2
|
22
|
XL
|
32 1/2
|
24
|
2XL
|
33 1/2
|
26
|
3XL
|
34 1/2
|
28
|
4XL
|
35 1/2
|
30
|